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miercuri, 14 septembrie 2011
vineri, 9 septembrie 2011
Today, I was searching a hunter ambush with my gf to make love in it. First we found a full equiped ambush with comfortable chairs. It was great until the wasps woke up from their nest. When we finally found another one, and we were right in the midle of it, hunters came made us leave the place. FML
joi, 1 septembrie 2011
Today, I had to explain to an American that taking a photo of me
will not make it possible for them to listen to my accent whenever they want. It is a sad day for America and a sad day for mankind. FML
What my girlfriend told me, I disappointed me greatly
Today I decided enough was enough and decided to wear body hugging clothes to try and show off some muscles as a man. My girlfriend took one look at me and said, " I might go shopping with you, but will never go to bed with you"!! FML
My experience sex last night
Today, my boyfriend and I were staying the night at my parents' house. At about three o'clock in the morning, we went out to his car to have sex. It was too dark to find his keys, so we ended up having sex ON his car. Right as we were about to climax, a bug flew down my throat. Night ruined. FML
Today, I saw my neighbour's dog roaming the streets.
I was worried that he was going to get run over, so I lured him to the safety of my backyard. I'm now waiting at the doctor's for a rabies shot. FML.
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